Sketch - Wolfman

Name - Edwin Calwater
Race - werewolf
Nationality - American
Marital Status - divorced
Occupation - accountant, retired
Age - 68

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Then let it sit for ten minutes, sprinkle lightly with salt and add a sprig of parsley, and enjoy.